shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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