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say what?
wanna hang out?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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