Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
What a dumb baby whore.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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