My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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