btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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