office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
