1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
