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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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