i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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