I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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