She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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