my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So much Jack, so little girl.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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