i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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