you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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