Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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