Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
North Korea, Best Korea!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
