what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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