she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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