Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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