Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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