My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
