i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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