Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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