at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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