my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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