We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Randomize