is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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