is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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