if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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