69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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