Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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