just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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