I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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