I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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