I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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