Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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