there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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