): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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