they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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