what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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