I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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