I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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