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forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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