stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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