It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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