he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
whose ass print is on the piano?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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