I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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