god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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