Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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