brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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