I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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