so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
wow bdsm is so cute
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