i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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