at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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